7 Funny Wedding Toasts
When did people start giving wedding toasts? Any idea? It wasn’t until recently. That surprises many people. In spite of the recency of the tradition, the tradition seems to have taken hold. And now many people within the wedding party are expected to give toasts. Toasts can be solemn or funny. And they’re a great chance to wish the couple well.
Do you have to give a wedding toast? Are you nervous? You should be. This is the couple’s big day, and you could ruin it! OK, it probably won’t be that bad. But It makes sense for you to be nervous. Ultimately you should find a good guide to teach you how to create a wedding toast, but for now, here’s some comic relief to take the edge off your nerves.
If you want to give a 4 minute toast, you’ll want to find some resources to help you. But here are some thoughts to get you thinking in the matrimonial direction.
1. Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another ~Celeste Tan
2. Marriage is like eating at a restauant. You order one thing, then you see what someone else has, and you wish you’d ordered that.
3. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury — Groucho Marx
4. “Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.” -Cass Daley
5. A husband’s last words should always be: “OK, buy it.”
6. Marriage is like a phone call when you’ve been sleeping. First there’s the ring. And then you wake up. -Evelyn Hendrickson
7. “If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” -Katharine Hepburn
Now, we know these probably aren’t helping that much with YOUR toast. But maybe they put a smile on your face, and now you can get to work on your toast. Good luck!
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